The Suave Type

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”


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originally thinsiqnificant

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot


Posted 10 hours ago with 151,356 notes
originally proudlyinsane

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.
— (via jakuzarskey) TRUTH (via royaltykit)

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originally jakuzarskey

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich


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originally nervoushiccup

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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originally narcotic

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.


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originally lawebloca

egberts:

ah yes the sweet sensation of my laptop buring my leg


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originally egberts

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go


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originally davidisbeyonce


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originally laughing420


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originally onlylolgifs